You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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