Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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