u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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