The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
