I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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