Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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