Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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