Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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