Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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