omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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