WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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