sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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