I heard we made out
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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