best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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