Can Purell be used as lube?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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