she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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