New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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