I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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