jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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