smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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