Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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