that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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