he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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