glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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