living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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