is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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