Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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