And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The power of my boobs compel you
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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