But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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