yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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