Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
