very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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