I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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