You surviving the open bar?
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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