well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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