Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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