weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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