His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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