new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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