And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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