its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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