Swine flu. Run for my life!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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