I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
