Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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