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the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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