I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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