There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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