Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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