Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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