ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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