I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
