Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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